swamp thing

An individual who rescues plus sized women from vehicles overturned in swamps. In exchange for this service sexual gratification of various and sundry sorts is expected such as the angry dragon or the hot karla.

Tammy's big ass rolled her car over in the swamp now the swamp thing is gonna angry dragon her.

by silk dog April 1, 2005

type thing

(Agree with the first def, but want to embellish.

Type thing is an expression of normalizing things, suggesting that everything is "as usual."

(Added to the end of a word or phrase as if it is a punctuation mark).

My anger management instructor said "type thing" after almost everything she said. It made me feel more comfortable in class.

Examples:

"The restrooms are located just outside this meeting room, type thing."

"From this course, you will learn helpful new tools, type thing."

Other examples:

"My car was dirty so I went to the car wash, type thing."

"Let's go out tonight for dinner and a movie, type thing."

by yes juanito yes December 23, 2016

Thingsingeic

A stupid person, or just someone that can not spell.

Andy - Italian1523 on Aol Instant Messanger is a Thingsingeic kind of person.

by JP & MK March 9, 2003

thingamajizzer

a vibrator the secreates fluids

Damn that thingamajizzer got shit all over my face.

by nDizzle October 16, 2005

thinggy

a thing that needs to be bopped, fiddled, or messed about with. a jack of all trades term.

Steven: Hey Daco could you put the thinggy into the other thinggy.
Dacio: What are you saying?

by Banana looking fuck November 11, 2017

CLASSIEST THING EVER

The act of getting hammered then proceeding to pussy pop on a headstand in a bathtub with a sombrero on your head, Hannah Montana stickers on your nipples, topless.

For example,

Lucas Andahl is the CLASSIEST THING EVER

by DFEET October 13, 2011

A thing

When you dont want to have to admit that you're cheating, so you call it a thing.

Emily: We weren't even dating, it was just a thing.
Bob: Didn't you go on dates?
Emily: Yes
Bob: So if you are just a thing then can he see other people?
Emily: No... and he cant have female friends.

Bob: But arent you seeing other people?
Emily: Yes.

by NathanKyle October 8, 2018