Sponge faggot

When a guy gets fucked in the ass so hard by another gut he has to stick a sponge up his ass to soak up the blood

After I fuck I'm a sponge faggot

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Spongebob Squarepants

A children's anime about a slice of swiss cheese, a mentally retarded (possibly psychotic) starfish, a squid with a dick as a nose, a sexually transmitted disease, and a typical American.

Me: You wanna watch Spongebob Squarepants?
You: No, it became shit.
Me: Fuck you then.

by Koolkay109 May 9, 2018

Clunge Sponge

A cute dog, baby or absolute LAD who attracts females like they're going out of fashion.

Have you seen Dave's new puppy? Absolute clunge sponge!

by Colonel Fenton Summerville September 3, 2014

sconge

To sconge: to thrust inappropriate object into other in appropriate object

Paper Clip bent open and stuck in science lap gas tap!

by Clifford Downs-Syndrome Lassnig September 1, 2003

Splonge

To sponge is when you're totally dying to go for a wee and then you break wind. The act of releasing the pressure of wind make you accidentally dribble a little bit of wee. A splonger would be a person with a weak bladder and gaseous backside.

I should've gone to the loo already, I've just splonged.

Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?

by Bodley March 7, 2012

Slingers

Another word for the plural of beer

Yo maan, pass the slingers! im trying to get wasted...

by steveybb October 27, 2017

spongebob sqare nuts

When u have to make a joke in stem class or when your as bored as hell

Hey dude guess what is funnier than 69 spongebob sqare nuts

by Sir vbwd February 6, 2018