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safe space

A distant corner of the galaxy where various strange alien lifeforms take refuge to escape the marginalisation they routinely experience from Roscosmos (under Putin) and NASA (under Trump, a Putin toady).

The atmosphere, or whatever little of it exists in safe space, tends to be a cross between 10 Forward of Star Trek and the Cantina from Star Wars. On a busy night, expect to encounter at least five or six genders and a wide array of alien lifeforms.
The few available expanses of safe space in this galaxy are getting crowded as interplanetary travellers are being increasingly marginalised as "illegal aliens". If it isn't Martians feeling alienated by the Mercury Theatre of the Air and their War of the Worlds, it's Mercury or Saturn experiencing depression as Trump proclaims "we don't need their cars". And then there are the attempts to police the gender of life forms on other planets, based largely on asinine self-help books where authors from ersatz second-rate colleges philosophise with daft theories that men are from Mars or women from Venus.

Eventually it gets wearisome, leading oppressed and marginalised planets to take refuge in whatever safe space the universe offers. In an ideal series of worlds, this would not be necessary, but the situation is light-years away from full respect for diversity, equity and inclusion for interplanetary voyagers, leaving the safe space an unfortunate necessity.
by bitchuck June 24, 2025
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Safety

Way to tell people goodbye and to be safe derived from new York slang (safety my heart) for people without a new York accent so it doesn't sound zesty
Aight bro safety
by homrteam October 18, 2025
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Safety-faggot

A guy that females feel safe around because they think he's gay, regardless of whether or not he is.
Julian is a safety-faggot - Ramon Valenzuela
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Safety Scissoring

Safety Scissoring is the act of scissoring with clothes on.

Scissoring, also known as tribadism or tribbing, is a sexual practice involving vulva-to-vulva contact with a thin layer of clothing for pleasure, often in a position where partners intertwine legs like scissors, though it encompasses various positions for clitoral stimulation. It's a form of frottage (rubbing) and while common in lesbian relationships, anyone can do it, focusing on vulval contact with a thin barrier of clothing for orgasm through friction, not penetration, and can happen in many body positions.
i love safety scissoring as it lowers the risk of AN sti
by iamnotamidgetwithagoblinspear December 30, 2025
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Aqua Safe Straw

Water filter - in a straw! Prevents bali belly, gastro and all those other lovely experiences when travelling. Protects against giardia, cryptosporidium and more. Filters 99.99% of water borne bacteria.
I used an aqua safe straw on my recent trip to Bali, my mate didn't. He spent three nights on the toilet - I didn't!
by travelnut May 25, 2009
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micro-safe

shortened term and or new slang for anything that is safe to put in the microwave.
a.k.a. microwavable
why dont you put that chilli in the microwave?
i have to get a micro-safe container first.
oh good plan dog.
by francinejagowsky March 9, 2010
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Lazer Safe

Safe in its Safest form
That party was lazer safe

Hey Maxime this chicken is lazer safe
by Hbred March 14, 2011
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