Beer Vagina

The exponential swelling of the vaginal area or "goonyah", often closely associated with excessive beer intake. Signs and symptoms may include, but are not limited to:

The appearance of two flank steaks rubbing together.
An unusually large slug trail when walking naked.
May be mistaken for huge testicals when jeans are worn.

Hey Kristin, since when did you get balls...oh wait...its your HUGE Beer Vagina!

by JamalDeweder May 21, 2008

Beer Scale

A scale of women from 1-10 based on precise measurements of alcohol.

Something drunk guys use to determine who they can sleep with.

Damn Smitty, I bet she's a 5 sober, but the beer scale easily bumps her up to an 8.

by Big Time April 4, 2005

Free Beer

Taking Free Beer describes the act wherein a man have sexual relations with a woman when she is passed out.

"Ugh,my boyfriend took free beer from me last night"

by tovarishch November 20, 2009

Light beer

Urine in a can. Prefered beverages of right wing loser MAGAts too fat or lightweight for real alcohol. It tastes terrible and those who do should feel bad for drinking it. Good thing their braincell's are already dying from ingesting piss beer.

Monty Python explains Light Beer.

Eric: Frankly, we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
Neil: Making love in a canoe?
Eric: It's ----ing close to water!!!

by Burn Mar-a-Lago June 7, 2021

beef and beer

Tasty Beef, Beer of your choice and a whole bunch of happiness for under £3.

Barmaid: "How can I help you?"

Punter: "Beef and Beer"

Barmaid: "That's £2.99 please"

Punter: (Nods knowingly) "Safe"

by Joniquai February 10, 2004

beer queef

alcoholic pussy farts

"Ashley just beer queefed"

by JamesSNIPER December 3, 2007

beer mule

an individual who carries at least two cases of beer for the benefit of others.

The Cooker: "Pete Dick can be a real prick sometimes, but boy he is one useful beer mule."
TP: "Yep, you can always count on him to carry serious quantities of beer."

by Pete Dick March 5, 2008