Beer Vagina

The exponential swelling of the vaginal area or "goonyah", often closely associated with excessive beer intake. Signs and symptoms may include, but are not limited to:

The appearance of two flank steaks rubbing together.
An unusually large slug trail when walking naked.
May be mistaken for huge testicals when jeans are worn.
Hey Kristin, since when did you get balls...oh wait...its your HUGE Beer Vagina!
by JamalDeweder May 20, 2008
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Beer Scale

A scale of women from 1-10 based on precise measurements of alcohol.

Something drunk guys use to determine who they can sleep with.
Damn Smitty, I bet she's a 5 sober, but the beer scale easily bumps her up to an 8.
by Big Time April 05, 2005
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Free Beer

Taking Free Beer describes the act wherein a man have sexual relations with a woman when she is passed out.
"Ugh,my boyfriend took free beer from me last night"
by tovarishch November 21, 2009
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Light beer

Urine in a can. Prefered beverages of right wing loser MAGAts too fat or lightweight for real alcohol. It tastes terrible and those who do should feel bad for drinking it. Good thing their braincell's are already dying from ingesting piss beer.
Monty Python explains Light Beer.

Eric: Frankly, we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
Neil: Making love in a canoe?
Eric: It's ----ing close to water!!!
by Burn Mar-a-Lago June 07, 2021
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beef and beer

Tasty Beef, Beer of your choice and a whole bunch of happiness for under £3.
Barmaid: "How can I help you?"

Punter: "Beef and Beer"

Barmaid: "That's £2.99 please"

Punter: (Nods knowingly) "Safe"
by Joniquai February 11, 2004
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Beer Monster

The act of sneak attacking a random person/friend often in a bar setting, pulling your shirt over their face and pouring a beer in their mouth through the shirt. This often leads to poor decisions, mopping of bar floor, multiple purchases of white v-neck tees, and loss of dignity.
Jacquie recklessly beer monstered Julian at Nichols.

A groom was beermonstered by random girl, marriage almost ruined.
by JMJQ November 07, 2010
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