The exponential swelling of the vaginal area or "goonyah", often closely associated with excessive beer intake. Signs and symptoms may include, but are not limited to:
The appearance of two flank steaks rubbing together.
An unusually large slug trail when walking naked.
May be mistaken for huge testicals when jeans are worn.
The appearance of two flank steaks rubbing together.
An unusually large slug trail when walking naked.
May be mistaken for huge testicals when jeans are worn.
by JamalDeweder May 20, 2008
A scale of women from 1-10 based on precise measurements of alcohol.
Something drunk guys use to determine who they can sleep with.
Something drunk guys use to determine who they can sleep with.
by Big Time April 05, 2005
Taking Free Beer describes the act wherein a man have sexual relations with a woman when she is passed out.
by tovarishch November 21, 2009
Urine in a can. Prefered beverages of right wing loser MAGAts too fat or lightweight for real alcohol. It tastes terrible and those who do should feel bad for drinking it. Good thing their braincell's are already dying from ingesting piss beer.
Monty Python explains Light Beer.
Eric: Frankly, we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
Neil: Making love in a canoe?
Eric: It's ----ing close to water!!!
Eric: Frankly, we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
Neil: Making love in a canoe?
Eric: It's ----ing close to water!!!
by Burn Mar-a-Lago June 07, 2021
Barmaid: "How can I help you?"
Punter: "Beef and Beer"
Barmaid: "That's £2.99 please"
Punter: (Nods knowingly) "Safe"
Punter: "Beef and Beer"
Barmaid: "That's £2.99 please"
Punter: (Nods knowingly) "Safe"
by Joniquai February 11, 2004
The act of sneak attacking a random person/friend often in a bar setting, pulling your shirt over their face and pouring a beer in their mouth through the shirt. This often leads to poor decisions, mopping of bar floor, multiple purchases of white v-neck tees, and loss of dignity.
Jacquie recklessly beer monstered Julian at Nichols.
A groom was beermonstered by random girl, marriage almost ruined.
A groom was beermonstered by random girl, marriage almost ruined.
by JMJQ November 07, 2010