Muff cabbage

its a jersey thing.

You got cabbage in your muff, you muff cabbage.

by jumping beans October 18, 2010

muff mullet

A muff mullet is a person who acts like a muff.

Dan is such a muff mullet

by Jack-Me-Hofff April 21, 2008

Muffon

when someone has said or done something silly but you cant fully insult them, simply for doing something cute.

someone : *pushes pull door* nyahhhh!
other person : you muffon

by cindchoo February 13, 2010

Muffocation

The act of performing cunnilingus until one passes out from shortage of breath.

I was eating her out for so long that I suffered from muffocation.

by RectorIDamnNearKilledHer August 27, 2018

Muffold

When you come home and you see your friend's wife muff diving on yours.

Kevin came home to see that he'd been muffolded by Byron's wife.

by HavanaDefined August 15, 2019

Muffocation

The art of suffocating a man with one's muff!

Dear lil Bert was found this morning by police... The coroner ruled it was death by muffocation

by Me.. June 28, 2020

Muffocate

When you get suffocated by muff!

Old John got muffocated, what a way to go!

by Muffocated February 8, 2021