I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid 

when you get the strong urge to perform the inexplicable act of dipping your balls in sulfuric acid.

I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid

I should not have dipped my balls in sulfuric acid, I will be dipping it hydrochloric acid next time.

I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid by 98ik8 March 15, 2022

I lost the game

The Game is an abstract concept. It involves no tangible objects, nor is it played on any physical medium. It exists in the minds of those who play it, and it never ends. That's right, you can never win The Game (though this is debatable).

In order to lose the game, you have to think about the game. Upon thinking about the game, you lose and must announce that you've lost. This forces others to lose the game, and spreads the game to new people.

So, you are now playing the game. You will soon forget about this definition, and maybe sometime soon be reminded of it somehow, thereby losing the game.

Mike: Do you want to play a game?
Kieran: Awww man! I lost the game!
Mike: Dammit, I lost the game too.

I lost the game by Michelle Marie June 3, 2007

I love you 3000 

To love someone beyond a ton(2000lbs). Or simply to love or be loved by Tony Stark.

“I love you a ton”
“I love you 3000”

I love you 3000 by The Nutty Hutty May 3, 2019

I went to the ocean once

Synonym for I rode a horse once

Meaning: Used to indicate the presence of a particularly dumb person.

Guy 1: Hey dude what's poppin?
Guy 2: I went to the ocean once...
Guy 1: YO SON THATS NICE!

I went to the ocean once by baked_goods_ May 13, 2009

I dont mean to be rude but 

A precursor to being intentionally rude.

I dont mean to be rude but you smell.

I dont mean to be rude but by menonot January 11, 2011

I don't have the facts to back this up 

A phrase said prior to any ridiculous statement to give the illusion of validity.

"Now, I don't have the facts to back this up, but I believe Herman Cain was born in Indonesia."

I don't have the facts to back this up by Notwhoyouthinkitis October 9, 2011

i gotta glock in my rari 

when you have a pew pew in your vroom vroom

"Yo come check it out I gotta glock in my rari"

i gotta glock in my rari by I gotta glock in my rari July 6, 2016