Crown Jewels Heist

Getting your dog neutered

Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Rent a crowd

A pseudonym term devoid of any meaning whatsoever. Used by the corporate media, politicians and those who blindly believe them, to dismiss any real opposition off-hand.

Don't worry about that misinformed rent a crowd, everything is going to be fine.

by Shenaniganz September 27, 2015

bridge and tunnel crowd

A term used by pompous out-of-staters who think they are superior to native New Yorkers (namely those from Jersey, the other 4 boroughs and Long Island who travel via bridge or tunnel to get to Manhattan.) Generally used by white-bred, sheltered, self-righteous "yuppies."
Perhaps an antonym would be "Train and Plane people".

Since I moved to NY, I feel inferior and intimidated by native new yorkers, so I refer to them as the, "bridge and tunnel crowd" to make myself feel better.

by justicejoy July 20, 2008

Capture The Crown

The shittest Metalcore band from Australia, they are a bunch of Asking Alexandria ripoffs.

Filthy! Fucking! Cunts!

James; Hey did you here about how Kaitlin and Patric broke up?

Khan; Yeah, that was such a Capture The Crown act!

by RealMusicForTheWin!! December 15, 2012

Don't Shit On My Crown

1. The act of putting down someones idea.
2. see. raining on someones parade.

Franklin: What if the Stratosphere adversely impacted the sukchosephere?
Rodney: Fuck You're stupid.
Franklin: Don't Shit On My Crown

by Crissarnius June 24, 2008

crowd pleasers

Noun: A perfect pair of womens breasts. Size: C-cup on up. Usually paired with a banging booty. Often displayed in bars, restaurants, parties, malls, and in situations where a female wants something from a man (such as a large tip at a restaurant, a free drink or when something needs fixed). Sparks high spirits & enthusiasm among men. Evokes jealousy among bitter/insecure women (usually bitchy girlfriends who catch you "gocking"). Commonly referred to as bad jokers, bazongas, cantelopes, fun bags, globes, hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, ta-tas, tig 'ol bittys, and whoppers among many others.

Oh Shit. Did you see the crowd pleasers on that girl?

Chase got no nooky tonight because his girlfriend caught him staring at the waitress's crowd pleasers.

by spook85 October 9, 2006

Bloody Crowbar

The sexual act of raming a crow bar in a womans vagina and prying in the attempt of breaking her pelvis.

"Hey my mom is in the hospital"

"Ya I gave Your mom the Bloody Crowbar last night"

by Brad Fisher January 20, 2008