Wedgie

When your boxers are pulled up into your asshole

Peter got a wedgie so hard in the changing room that it ripped his boxers and gave him a boner and he cummed himself

by PJLono November 6, 2011

Wedel

A person who thinks they are cool but they actually aren't. Normally are short people and do not know much and aren't good in the sack.

Why is that wedel here?

by Dynasty4 May 6, 2012

Wednesday, August 26

The most hated day in India because of the fear of the number 26. 2+6=8 and August is the 8th month of the year. Wednesday is the 4th day of the week and 4 is the average of 2 and 6.

A: We finally got to India!
B: Why is everyone hiding.
A: look at the calendar.
B: It's Wednesday, August 26.

by Sebastian Herb November 30, 2020

Ass Wednesday

A visible streak of shit on one's forehead. This occurs when you give someone Arabian Goggles (placing your balls in their eye sockets). While performing such a maneuver, you're asshole can contact that persons forehead. If you did a shitty job of wiping your ass, you can leave a skid mark on their forehead. This mark closely resembles the ash that is placed on the foreheads of Catholics on Ash Wednesday. So, hence the name Ass Wednesday!

Dude, I tea bagged this bitch last night. When I finished, I realized I gave her a major Ass Wednesday! Did you tell her? Hell no, I bagged ass!

by Bagmister2 July 13, 2011

Black Wednesday

January 18th, 2012 - The day the web went dark.
The day that thousands of websites including Google and Wikipedia participated in a protest against bills (SOPA, PIPA) that would give the government way too much power in enforcing copyright. Many sites went totally dark, only displaying a splash page directing clients to sign a petition against the bills.

"I blacked out my avatar to protest against SOPA on Black Wednesday"

-"What's wrong with Wikipedia?! I have to copy it for my research paper!"
-"Dude, it's Black Wednesday, Wikipedia's closed."

by The Apostle Paul February 5, 2012

ash wednesday

The day where Christians get "ashed" to remind themselves of their own mortality and the need to repent. also the traditional start of lent.

Hey it's Ash Wednesday, let's go get ashed then walk through the Casbah!

by Zoe March 2, 2004

Veggie wedgie

The act of stuffing supermarket produce up one's ass.

"Honey, I'm stopping at the Farmer's Market on the way home. I'm in the mood for a veggie wedgie!"

by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009