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Two Brothers One Dies

The best damn one act play ever to grace Nevada, or the entire world for that matter. It had everything, satan, sexism, and even Queen!
Sam: Was that slap absolutely necessary

Satan: No, I just wanted to touch you
by dancingdudesean April 12, 2005
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Two Eleven

Industry Man would you drink two for one of every Two Eleven I can put down. I,M short for industry man Sure I have never seen you drink. Seven 211 later IM was Fucked up.
by Goat Nob June 17, 2008
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two ton tessy

a enormously fat fucking female.
weederdude check out that two ton tessy.

doobyman i'd hit it.
by shenzy August 8, 2008
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Two To The Chin

The place of which your ball bag rests when you're balls deep in a girl's throat!
Felix: Last night was crazy!
Joe: What happened?
Felix: Liz took two to the chin lastnight!
Joe: That girls a cum dumpster!
by Pman September 3, 2008
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Two Front

The worst hall you can live in because it's full of fucktards.
Guy in Three Front: Hey, where do you live now?
Guy Who Used to be in Three Front: Two Front.
Guy in Three Front: Oh... fucktard.
by ThreeFront4Life May 9, 2011
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Two People

Can't hide away, unspoken words I need to say
Our journeys end, but our dreams go on unchanged
Look to my heart now, go to the stars now
For they wait in time for a chance to shine their love on us
Two people holding onto love, as two people who are one together
Don't ask why, just take my hand and wave goodbye
Who's to say we can't find love tonight
We're all alone now, we're almost home now
To that welcome place, far beyond the trace of our time
Two people holding onto love, as two people who are one together
Two people, looking for a world, as two people who are one forever (forever)
Two people holding onto love, as two people who are one together (together)
Two people holding onto love, as two people who are one forever (forever)
Two people holding onto love, as two people who are one forever
by Death Menace December 17, 2022
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two bagger

A two bagger is a chick with a rockin' body, but a face that looks like it was beaten with an ugly stick. There are two principal reasons why someone would be called a two bagger. The most common reason is that a gentleman should be able to place one bag over her head and still enjoy the sexual experience, but for good measure will place another bag over his own head in case the aforementioned bag falls off the two bagger. Additionally, should a friend walk into the room while a sexual act with a two-bagger is occurring, the gentleman performing the act will be assured that his identity is protected.
Shawn: "Hey bud, you were a little drunk last night at the bar! If I was as drunk as you, I would have gone home with that butt ugly chick you were talking to! Did you put a bag over her head?"

Todd: "Bud, I would have used one bag, but she was definitely a two bagger."
by ajgutterbags May 18, 2011
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