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Chronic Tard Farm

The little known tenth circle of hell. Reserved specifically for those who post unceasing amounts of stupidity and repetitive rants on message boards. Not to be confused with trolls, who are cool. This refers more generally to people who just show up and keep posting even though no one likes them or gives a shit. Or anyone else who pisses me off.

It is a terrible place filled with morons, feces; both verbal and anal, syphillis, skunkweed, and trailers. Lots and lots of Trailers. Every thursday night is social night with the comedy stylings of Carrot Top, karaoke by Britney Spears, and Clay Aiken sucking off a donkey.

This was created in the heyday of Bolt.com and later Bolt2.com for the purpose of housing the overwhelming hordes of retard that showed up. Especially fans of American Idol. I'll see you all in hell.
Armywife: Everyone listen to my long, grammar-free monologue on why the war in Iraq is wrong/right/good/bad/orgasmic, etc.
TisHimself: Fuck off, cunt.
Armywife: But no, Dick Cheney rules and George Bush sucks and I just masturbated to Al Gore, etc.
TisHimself: Alright, I'll see your ass at the Chronic Tard Farm.
Armywife: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Wilhelm Scream*
by Tis_Himself December 22, 2007
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Trump Tard Syndrome

TTS Is a person who blindly follows Trump versus leveraging independent thinking and listening to science and doctors.
That guy has TTS (Trump Tard Syndrome) one of Trump’s Tard’s.
by #FACTSAREFACTS April 3, 2020
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Wii-tard

Someone who is bad at playing the Wii.
I was playing with some Wii-tard last night, he sucks.
by Chris Watkins January 1, 2008
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Bass-Tard

Another name for bastard..hence BASS-TARD
by Dustin..... August 20, 2008
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Flo-rid-a-tard

An acquired or genetic mental condition resulting from either being a child conceived by at least one parent who was the recipient of a Florida education or in the case where there is no genetic link present from one of the parents, simply a child that was educated in Florida.
I don't know if John is so stupid because one or both of his parents were educated in Florida or if it's because he moved to Florida as a child and was educated there, but he is absolutely a classic Flo-rid-a-tard.
by poppilopo June 11, 2009
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tard jacked

To be anally assailed upon by one or more Homosexual retard(s)
Spin Tard jacked my 9yr old brother last night.

Thesaurus use:
Tard Jack(ed) - Spin/(Spun)

My cousin John got Spun by spin last night
by Droughnought August 10, 2003
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Charlie Tard

A gay guy who decides to have sex with a woman but gets confused and tries to fuck her in the nostril. Afterwards, he punches her in the face.
Did you see Andrea with that bandage on her face? Do you think she got a nose job?

Nah. She tried to teach her gay friend Ricky how to eat tuna. But he turned out to be a total Charlie Tard!
by bosabunny April 1, 2010
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