toolbag

To be a toolbag is to only be able to think off one line off jokes in a whole 4 week period, and never get anyone to laugh at it, vere but to instead incite everyone to laugh at him

Dave who cannot think off anything other than repeating his very unfunny catchphrase " Hey dud u been spooning"

by dude December 20, 2004

tool

1. One who lack a brain, and/or does not know how to use it properly.

2. One who should be diagnosed with having bipolar disorder. This person will be having a nice civil conversation one minute and the next they will snap and go insane. Everyone around should stay clear of this person because his P's know peeps and my G's know peeps.

Emample: Steve Narish

"Wow, this kid is a tool!"

by G thang love daddy December 3, 2007

tool

a greenspoon

man I want a big cookie no the tool'll give it away

by walt3r September 9, 2010

tool beating

when justin beats his stupid employees that cant find a pen or stapler. Or show up late

justin was tool beating at 930 .

by jason May 27, 2004

Tool

somebody that does something ridiculous/funny or stupid/idiotic.

Ashley, you are such a tool!

by thatsjustspiffy July 15, 2008

Toolbox

A bar/pub for homosexual males. A fucking gay bar dude.

Silly you, were going to check out some tail at the toolbox.*



*Said with a lisp.

by Stevie Y November 21, 2004

tool

Your being used because your a slut or whore

Oh she hooked up with him so ill go out with her now. She will never know. Then she can be my tool.

by Katelyn Abber April 11, 2006