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poop smith 

a character from homestarrunner.com that shovels poop for the King of Town
poop smith by V8 March 20, 2004
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this is the cousin to the peep drop . Its when you need to take a shit really bad and if you dont find a bathroom soon you will shit your self
Dam, I ate to many burritos at the mall and I seriously need to make a poop drop ASAP.
poop drop by rommate s dirty girl January 11, 2010

Poop Turn 

When you leave for work in your car in the morning and have to shit. You have to decide if you can gamble and make it to work or do a "poop turn". You turn your car around and head back home to crap on your own toilet.
Got a mile from home today heading for work when nature called. Had to whip a "poop turn" and go back home.

Poop Attack 

When shit flies.
it's rainin' poop, allelujia.
Poop Attack by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004
Poop Sock (n). - A normal foot sock which is used to defecate into. The use of a poop sock can be caused by a lack of willingness to get up and go to the bath room, due to being presently engaged in a video game, or other mentally strenuous activity.

Poop Sock (v). - The verb poop sock, is used to allude to a process that will consume much time, and involve very little moving.
- I have a poop sock of a test coming up for Latin. Should take at least 3 hours to finish.
- That Molten Core run took 8 hours; sure was a poop sock and a half.
Poop Sock by Beau Bouchard August 27, 2007

Poop Noodle Parfait 

The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.
Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"

Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."