jake

when a man has a really small dick

that kids got a jake

by j schlep February 27, 2009

Jakeing

Jakeing - the process in which someone knowingly bites into a boiling hot, right off the grill, piece of food.

Jim - "You better wait until that hot pocket cools, Bob"

Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"

Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"

by Dark Fish July 26, 2012

jake range

prolly the most BA kid ever, he dominates everyone who tries to get in his way. he is an ecstatically cool guy who gets along with everyone even though he dominates them

that jake range is a crazy dominant guy

by michael glowacki October 18, 2008

Jake Link

Stand up comic from new jersey who is knowen for his self depratcated humor has been apart of the opie and anthonys car crash comedy also has appered on sevral internet radio shows and has been a host on marconis regret and cluster f radio. but was knowen for his charecters with the friday nite specials cast

guy1: whos on the show to night?

guy2: Jake Link!

guy1:really? aiming low are we

by comedy25 July 22, 2009

Jake Haentzler

A football player that rocks the football pants.
Nice, juicy booooooty.
Extra cute..
Green eyes.
Shaved dark brown hair.
friends with a lot of people.
Nice body!
Perrrty teeth!
wears valentine boxers.
friends with some obsessive people.. CCW
loves rapping and when people rap to him!
smiles a lottttttt! :)
cute nose..
and just an all around cute, outgoing, fun person!
get to know him <3

Oh dang i just love Jake Haentzler!

Jake Haentzler is amazing!

Why can't i be more like Jake Haentzler?

by yourloversssssss June 16, 2011

jake favor

to assist police in any way shape or form. whether it be providing basic information or cold snitchin on a fool, it be a jake favor.

"you see mir at that house party last night?"

"nah son"

"i think D done gripped him up and now he doin jake favors"

"word bond"

"What's the flava when ya neighbor do jake favors?" - Nas

by QB80 May 24, 2012

Jake. A

he is the best guy you will ever meet so sweet he gives me cavities he is as nice as a punch of care bears i love him he is the best boy friend every he is my whole world i would not even give him up for bacon.

if u look perfect up in the dictionary it will say Jake. A

by chichi doll November 1, 2013