One who gets drunk off of a six pack of beer and starts talking really loud.
Damn, you are drunk already??? You need to slow the fuck down before you get Kyle Berry'd.
Jakeing - the process in which someone knowingly bites into a boiling hot, right off the grill, piece of food.
Jim - "You better wait until that hot pocket cools, Bob"
Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"
Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"