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Car AIDS

Used to discribe a car that is simply nasty and you would not want to go near let alone sit in/drive. A car so bad that you think you could catch AIDS from it if you get to close...
Why would you buy that heap, it has car AIDS.

I don't want a lift from him, his car is AIDS.

Don't get a lift with him you might catch AIDS...
What?
His car is AIDS.
by ColdFire3000 May 12, 2010
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Car Suffocation

The act of getting into a car that's so hot, you almost stop breathing due to the intense heat. Usually noticed by one deep gasp for air, followed by several shallow breaths and a quick maneuver to roll down the windows. Almost always happens in the summer time after the a has sit in the sun.
Dude hurry up and open the windows before we die of car suffocation.
by halii July 31, 2009
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Black Cars

Under the cover of night
She crawls into sight
Her skin is cold china white
She's a dark angel wearing dark glasses
Dark shadows under long false lashes
The night exposes the cracks
She wears her makeup like wax
To hide every scratch
'Cause she a dark angel riding dark horses
Sitting pretty in her dim lit covers ... I say
Black cars look better in the shade
She smears her lipstick on right before she sleeps
For all those phantom lovers in her dreams
She smokes them french cigarettes
In cocktail gloves and a strapless dress
She cuts a perfect silhouette
But she's a dark angel wearing dark glasses
A fading beauty as the night time passes ... I say
Black cars look better in the shade
Black cars look better in the shade
by Death Menace November 10, 2022
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leprosy car

a car that's so old & crappy it has parts constantly falling off it.
Sam: Wow, what a POS car you got, dude! Did a taillight just drop off?
Sal, proudly, Yeah, it's my leprosy car! Cool, isn't it?
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 2, 2011
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dad car

When a teenager owns a fuel efficient, crappy looking car that his rich bitch parents buy him.
Who owns that dad car?

Dolan
by Crass Gish March 9, 2016
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Hyper car

Often mistaken for Super cars. Both are very expensive but Super cars are designed for messing with G-Forces while Hyper cars are designed for messing with G-Strings.
Person 1: "Wow that Koenigsegg KILLED that Lamborghini"

Person 2: "Yeah but you'll get more pussy with that Hyper car"

Note: The Lamborghini being the Hyper car in this example.
by Blair T. February 6, 2008
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Build A Car

Informal information to indicate you have to take a poo.
Time to build a car.
by Brofessor Beam September 10, 2018
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