by rich rick August 1, 2011
Get the bully mug.to improvise a load of bs (gee, wonder where that term came from?) to keep somebody distracted for any reason.
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Get the shot the bull mug.by PendeMeinKhujli November 27, 2004
Get the bulla mug.a nice way of refering to a person who is not smart or who does things that are ill-advised
See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
Durwood: My uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.
Winthrop: Why do you say that?
Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.
Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
Winthrop: Why do you say that?
Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.
Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
Get the not the brightest bulb on the porch mug.Wife: "Honey, can you get me some vagina bullets while you're down the store? And please don't get super-sized ones in a vain attempt to make the checkout chick think you have a huge cock."
Husband: (awkward silence)
Husband: (awkward silence)
by TMA-1 March 4, 2009
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The old bull and the young bull were standing at the top of the hill overlooking a paddock of many gorgeous young heifers. The young bull said, "Let's charge down the hill, knock over that fence and service one of those heifers each". The old bull wisely replied, "Why don't we saunter down the hill, open the gate, take a sip at the water trough and then service ALL of those heifers?"
The lesson to be learned here is that instead of being young, immature and stupid, quickly ruining any shot you have at a female, you should play your game like a gentleman; slowly and with much thought. Only by this method will you have your best shot at getting paid.
The old bull and the young bull were standing at the top of the hill overlooking a paddock of many gorgeous young heifers. The young bull said, "Let's charge down the hill, knock over that fence and service one of those heifers each". The old bull wisely replied, "Why don't we saunter down the hill, open the gate, take a sip at the water trough and then service ALL of those heifers?"
The lesson to be learned here is that instead of being young, immature and stupid, quickly ruining any shot you have at a female, you should play your game like a gentleman; slowly and with much thought. Only by this method will you have your best shot at getting paid.
Chris: Dude, I want to get laid so badly this weekend...
Jonathon: You goin' to try to bang Alyssa tonight?
Chris: Yeah, I figure I should just start groping her when we're both drunk.
Overheard Sean: You would be wise to play the Old Bull here.
Chris: This is true; I would have my best shot.
Jonathon: You goin' to try to bang Alyssa tonight?
Chris: Yeah, I figure I should just start groping her when we're both drunk.
Overheard Sean: You would be wise to play the Old Bull here.
Chris: This is true; I would have my best shot.
by thinkinaboutit April 29, 2009
Get the Old Bull mug.An extremely funny thing to do during sex.
1.Start banging a girl in the ass.
2.Make sure to get a good grip.
3.Lean forward and whisper into her ear:"I have AIDS."
4.Hold on for as long as you can.
The only way it can go wrong is if she turns around and says:"So do I."
heheh
1.Start banging a girl in the ass.
2.Make sure to get a good grip.
3.Lean forward and whisper into her ear:"I have AIDS."
4.Hold on for as long as you can.
The only way it can go wrong is if she turns around and says:"So do I."
heheh
Tom:Okay, what'd you get on the bullride last night?
Rick: Thirteen seconds.
Tom:Haha, I got eighteen. Pay up.
Rick: Thirteen seconds.
Tom:Haha, I got eighteen. Pay up.
by I am you Lol November 13, 2007
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