hummus sandwich

The act of having anal sex; preferably with a strap on.

Man: "Will you do to me what you did to me in Flint?"
Woman: "What, make you a hummus sandwich?"

by Unnamed Definer January 11, 2009

Ass Sandwich

Being the vehicle stuck between the jackass going below the speed limit and the jackass riding your bumper because of it.

ALSO a term used for a group of 3 or more people who stand right in the middle of an isle or walkway to have a conversation, oblivious to the all people trying to get around them.

Excuse me...excuse me... I have to use the can. Excuse me. Really? You are currently being a complete ass sandwich, move your shit elsewhere!

by lady nude bottom August 7, 2012

sheep sandwich

The act of cunnilingus on a woman.for example: What would you like for dinner? I'll have a sheep sandwich!

for example: What would you like for dinner? I'll have a sheep sandwich!

by Jasperco November 18, 2013

rice sandwich

When you cover a woman's boobs in sticky rice before you fuck it, once finished, you cum on them before breading it and forcing her to eat it

Bro my girl got wild last night she had me give her a Rice Sandwich

by TopHatPenguin October 4, 2017

Cock Sandwich

In other words basically it means Holy Shit. Its a feeling of surprise..

Cock sandwich that's crazy... cock sandwich that hurts.

by scyblu March 7, 2009

steak sandwich

Name of female genitalia with extremely large outer lips. The large lips hang out and protrude as the large pieces of steak do from between the bread.
You should never accuse someone of having a steak sandwich. Either make fun of her later or enjoy if you like that kind of thing.

That girl had the biggest pussy lips I've ever seen. What a steak sandwich.

by holdmydrink September 22, 2005

lol sandwiche

In msn speech a sentence where the typest starts with 'lol' and ends with 'lol'.

"lol it said u had a webcam so i thought i might as well see lol"

Above is a situation where a lol sandwiche exists

by Micky J September 22, 2006