Wank Bank

A mental folder of photos used for the sexual pleasuring of yourself.

{Man mid-sex} I'll have to save that for the wank bank!

by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022

Safety Wank

The act of masturbation prior to a sexual encounter, used to prolong intercourse.

Person 1: "Brooooo, I'm hooking up with Amy tonight!"
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."

by BicBoi4000 August 27, 2021

radar wank

Friends and family around feeling horny?

Have a radar wank.

The act of wanking with someone close by while also being aware you could be caught at any moment so you are ready to hide your wood.

My wife was being frigid she went downstairs so I decided to have a radar wank.

by Ronk5 October 5, 2023

Wank Bandit

The act of sneaking into your neighbours house, connecting to and watching some porn on their own wifi until you ejaculate on a random thing in their home e.g. bed, sink, kettle etc. and go home like nothing happened.

This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.

Keith - “I left our neighbour Eugene a little present inside the dishwasher!”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”

by WalnutPaste April 20, 2020

wank blimp

Hold the tip of you foreskin whilst cumming to keep your glorious wank mess free.

Dude I totally did a wank blimp last night

by Wank blimp October 13, 2017

Cave Wank

The act of gently inserting a fist into a woman's uterus, followed by his penis and masturbates while his fist is inside of the uterus.

"Dude, my girlfriend is so dirty I cave wanked the fucked out of her last night"

by hellotosis August 28, 2018

wank strength

The strength and stamina a man gains on their dominant arm from masturbation. Also known as wank strenk.

Shit man I didn’t know u worked out.
I don’t man I got that wank strength

by BiggusDickus_69 February 11, 2022