take out the dishes

Another way of saying you need to go masterbate

"Hey before we go to maddies I need to take out the dishes"

by MMC78 November 11, 2015

Take the trash out

A way of saying you’re going to beat the living shit out of your cock without feeling like your mother is listening on your conversations with your bros.

Klinton I heard you were gonna take the trash out? It doesn’t go out until Thursday night hunny.

Hey bro I’m gonna go take the trash out is that okay? Bro you just did 3 hours ago how much trash do you have?

by Pandaassassin1 May 25, 2021

take the piss out of

to mock, to make fun of

Don't take the piss out of a good cook.

by Light Joker December 22, 2005

Taking one for the Team

v. to take one for the team is best seen in the example.

also known as: "jumping on the grenade"

Joe and his four other male friends go to a bar. They come across four very hot women, and one ugly one. Joe, being the good and pure one to his friends, gets with the ugly one to spare his friends the agony.

Buddy 1: "Hey, have you guys seen Joe?"

Buddy 2: "Yea i saw him an hour ago, he left with a real fat grenade"

Buddy 3: "That Joe guy is a good man cause he always takes one for the team"

by Reggie Regg November 24, 2003

birds take a bath

A statement use to describe the process of cooking cocaine to its purist form.

"How about these birds take a bath, and lets see how clean this stuff is."

by SneakyWalrus26 December 03, 2013

take the red pill

Originating from the movie The Matrix, this colloquial term means to face the hard reality instead of staying inside the comfort zone of fantasy. Synonym of "face it". Antonym of "take the blue pill".

After procrastinating for 5 hours on the Internet, I decided to take the red pill and start the long essay assignment.

by cutesy pastel living doll March 07, 2014

Take up space

Having the ability within yourself to feel visible, use your voice, and feel you belong in every room you’re in.

Me: "I don't know if I can do this, or belong here."

Also Me: "Take up space! You deserve to be here just as everyone else."

by eshatakesupspace December 11, 2020