trying to pull the sword from the stone

This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.

Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.

by Aegis1 November 11, 2009

stone groove

1) something one would think is good but usually is not good for them.

2) something cool and new

homer simpson- "Dieing would be a stone groove!"

by j-la August 22, 2003

Stonehocker Theory

The theory that, even if you can't afford dental care and meals for your kids, you can still afford sixty inch flat screens and brand new cars. Usually associated with wearing Nascar shirts and pajama pants in public.

Steve: How do they afford such nice things?

Kenzi: It's simple. They live by the Stonehocker Theory.

by I heart chocolate flakes! March 25, 2009

Phone Stoned

A person is so into what is on their phone (text message, Facebook, twitter, etc.) that they are oblivious to the outside world. They are very unlikely to respond when being spoken to.

Don't bother asking Jen what she wants. She's phone stoned!

You were just so phone stoned a minute ago. Did you even hear me?

by Lisa jobet November 19, 2010

jagged stone

Jagged Stone is a rockstar character in Miraculous Ladybug who is jealous of X Y.

Chloe: That’s Jagged Stone!

by Midnightz_dumbdefinitions May 23, 2021

Stoned

The act of getting extremely intoxicated from Keystone Light.

"Yo Dustin, lets head back to the party and get stoned"

"i am so stoned off this brew right now. Lets go hit on these breezies."

by DTB Entertainment October 22, 2007

stone

a stillbirth.
a lifeless child, usually in full term, coming out stone dead.

my old lady just gave birth to a stone.

by raoulduke September 18, 2005