Example 1:
Boyfriend:
Hey babe, do you want some ice cream?
Girlfriend: I better not, I might get fat...
Boyfriend: You're already fat.
Girlfriend: When you put it that way...
No, wait that'
s sort of surreal. Here's a better one:
Example 2:
Person 1: You really shouldn'
t eat that
beef.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: It's murder! They killed a
cow for that.
Person 2: You're eating Salmon.
Person 1: It's not the same thing.
Person 2: So you're saying that I shouldn'
t eat my
beef because it's murder and we should treat all animals alike, inferring that I would not eat this were it human meat and yet you think of that dead salmon as an inferior creature in comparison to said
cow.
Person 1: When you put it that way...