NumberTaker

A cute person with extreme powers with the primary goal of stealing numbers, virginity, the world and my heart.

The numbertaker stole my hat.

by Lacucly December 20, 2024

Number 3

(verb)

to masturbate inside a bathroom

"Number 1, golden as the sun. Number 2, I need to go poo. Number 3, let my sperm be free."

by Goot_63 January 6, 2025

numbers

numbers are the name of the group of characters that are used for counting,equations and more,in any equation you need a set of inputs,numbers are the input.

teacher:does anybody know how many numbers there are?
student:there is an infinite amount of numbers.

by stupid100 January 28, 2025

number of genders

Something that is impossible to count. Should one confidently declare a definite number of genders, a war based on identity politics will begin.

Reporter: "What number of genders are there?"
Liberal: (insert number higher than two)
Conservative: "Two."
Centrist: "idk"

by 7568ino February 1, 2025

[Number 1 Rated Salesman 1997]

What Deltarune character Spamton refers to himself.

HEY EVERY ! EVERY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman 1997

by SethtotheG March 4, 2026

Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan

Rrobloxboss is the number one Matthew Patel fan! Everybody knows.

“Hey who’s Number 1 Matthew Patel Fan?”
“Uhh DellRrobloxboss obviously!!”

by koniz907L April 16, 2025

Number 12

When you shit in your misses ear then pull it out and gouge her eyes and finger her nostrils with it. Then a pigeon fly’s down gets stuck so u grab it and tickle her feet with it whilst she shits herself , whilst that is happening 2 foxes are mating and they finish on her knees. Then you rub it in her face and she loves it

Ow rob you look happy, I am giddy,I just did a number 12 with the misses. Mad it was!!!

by Royston J April 17, 2025