Definitions by Goot_63

Pleaseburger cheese 

Misspelling of 'Cheeseburger please'

*Pulling up to drive thru*
"Can I get a Pleaseburger cheese?"

*Driving out*
"FUCK!"

Pleaseburger cheese by Goot_63 July 22, 2025

Number 3 

(verb)

to masturbate inside a bathroom

"Number 1, golden as the sun. Number 2, I need to go poo. Number 3, let my sperm be free."

Number 3 by Goot_63 January 6, 2025

vocabulary DLC 

(noun)

An expansion pack that lets players over 6 years old unlock cuss words. However on rare occasions, it can be unlocked from hearing someone else say it regardless of age.

Kid: *posts a video on YouTube* "what does fuck mean?"

6 minutes later

Kid: *posts another one on YouTube* "fuck whoever disliked my video"

Guy in comments: "bro unlocked the vocabulary DLC 💀"

vocabulary DLC by Goot_63 December 26, 2024

Potato Jeremys

(noun)

A literal and verbose way of saying fries, usually said by those of rural background.

Cashier: "You want fries with that?"

Customer: *in a high pitched intellectual voice*
"Where I’m from, we call fries Potato Jeremys!"

Cashier: *in an angry voice* "Where the FUCK are you from?!"

Potato Jeremys by Goot_63 December 22, 2024

aggressively nice 

a person who acts friendly towards others with an unnecessary aggressive demeanor and/or force

"Bob is so aggressively nice, he literally force-feeded me a bunch of cucumber soup, and then proceeded to grab me by the neck and shoved a toothbrush in my mouth and started brushing my teeth!"

aggressively nice by Goot_63 September 7, 2024