Potato Jeremys

(noun)

A literal and verbose way of saying fries, usually said by those of rural background.

Cashier: "You want fries with that?"

Customer: *in a high pitched intellectual voice*
"Where I’m from, we call fries Potato Jeremys!"

Cashier: *in an angry voice* "Where the FUCK are you from?!"

by Goot_63 December 23, 2024

aggressively nice

a person who acts friendly towards others with an unnecessary aggressive demeanor and/or force

"Bob is so aggressively nice, he literally force-feeded me a bunch of cucumber soup, and then proceeded to grab me by the neck and shoved a toothbrush in my mouth and started brushing my teeth!"

by Goot_63 September 07, 2024

Number 3

(verb)

to masturbate inside a bathroom

"Number 1, golden as the sun. Number 2, I need to go poo. Number 3, let my sperm be free."

by Goot_63 January 06, 2025

vocabulary DLC

(noun)

An expansion pack that lets players over 6 years old unlock cuss words. However on rare occasions, it can be unlocked from hearing someone else say it regardless of age.

Kid: *posts a video on YouTube* "what does fuck mean?"

6 minutes later

Kid: *posts another one on YouTube* "fuck whoever disliked my video"

Guy in comments: "bro unlocked the vocabulary DLC 💀"

by Goot_63 December 26, 2024