A set of teeth that are discolored and rotten. Often, many or all of them are missing. Primarily found in West Virginia, Kentucky and other Appalachian states.
While traveling through Wheeling, WV, on vacation, I went inside a service station to pay for my fuel and saw a gorgeous girl behind the counter. I decided to flirt with her a little, up until the point she smiled, revealing her hideous mountain teeth. I left.
by sinsix February 10, 2010
Get the Mountain Teethmug. The nasties shittiest drink known to man. It’s just watered down starry which is already the Shittiest fucking drink known to man.
Yo bro I got some Mountain Dew legend wanna try it?
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry
by spearmint5um March 8, 2023
Get the Mountain Dew legendmug. I was trying to take a pic with the flash on while eating my girl out and she squirted everywhere; it was a total splash mountain.
by anonymous September 6, 2020
Get the Splash Mountainmug. A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours
by Yakthis April 30, 2023
Get the dildo mountainmug. When you have a massive dump and flush the toilet but the shit stays in the bowl and you have to reflush.
by Krqkan September 24, 2016
Get the Float Back Mountainmug. A school that used to have a fantastic art program but is now a sad dumpster fire full of meth addicts and wannabe jocks.
“Do you remember Rocky Mountain High School?”
“No!”
Or
“Your mom must have went to Rocky Mountain High School!”
“No!”
Or
“Your mom must have went to Rocky Mountain High School!”
by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025
Get the Rocky Mountain High Schoolmug. by DANG,THAT SUCKS July 10, 2023
Get the Mountain Gaymug.