Mexican breakfast cereal 

When there aren't any whole tortilla chips left and just a bit of salsa left in the bowl, one dumps the remaining chip fragments into the salsa bowl, stirs it up and eats the rest with a spoon.

Pass me the chips..." "There aren't many left. It looks like Mexican breakfast cereal time.

Mexican breakfast cereal by Alfetta159 October 30, 2010

mexican bicycle 

to sit on the face of a suggestive female, facing "south" while simultaneously inserting penis between the juggs and jirating.

edward rode my mexican bicycle like champ!

mexican bicycle by billy d jenkins January 2, 2007

Mexican Crab Dangle 

A position by which the male some how props his legs up to the point where the sack dangles below him as he pumps. The kicker is that lube is replaced with tabasco sauce.

In about three minutes there is going to be groans of pain or pleasure. I can't tell which it will be.

Why's that?

'Cuz I'll be hittin' you wit' the mexican crab dangle!

Mexican Crab Dangle by KintaroTPC December 27, 2007

Mexican Halloween

Another name for the (fairly uncomfortable) Bermuda Triangle sexual position, so called because the triangle between the woman's arms, her back, and the man's stomach resembles a chip.

A bunch of people saw Community and decided to invent Mexican Halloween online, not realizing that Mexican Halloween is not a sexual act, but a sexual position.

Mexican Halloween is a sexual position.

Mexican Halloween by British Swingmaster January 10, 2012

Mexican Sleigh Ride 

When one or more guys gives a girl a roofie. Takes all of her clothes off and drives her around town in the bed of a pickup. Then leave her at a Taco Bell.

I gave Miranda a Mexican Sleigh Ride then ordered a cheesy gordita crunch wrap supreme.

Mexican Sleigh Ride by Beloit810trip April 3, 2009

Mexican blowjob 

A Mexican blowjob is when the person giving the oral previously ate either Habenero or Jalepeno peppers, causing harsh burning sensations to the reciever's penis.

Man, my wife gave me a Mexican B.J. last night and it burned like hell!

Putting out a Mexican Blowjob with water only makes it hurt more!

Dude, last night I got a Mexican blow job from a male prostitute, and I really liked it!

Mexican blowjob by eMM November 17, 2006

Mexican Asshole 

When you have the shits and you shit so much that your asshole gets sore and ends up feeling like it's on fire and about to fall off. It can be caused by eating any kind of food, spicy or non-spicy.

I have Mexican Asshole so I have to use wet wipes instead of regular toilet paper.

Mexican Asshole by Ix Chel Luna August 31, 2009