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Whatever gloats your goat 

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A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."

Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.
Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."

Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."

Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."
Whatever gloats your goat by Dave Ra November 5, 2010
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Related Words
goat • Goated • goatse • goating • goatfuck • goat fucker • goatee • Goatman • goaty • goat boy

Choking the Goat

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To masturbate, to beat the meat, to jack off.
Person 1: Why was your door locked for 3 minutes this afternoon?

Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.
Choking the Goat by NaderI May 5, 2011
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city goat 

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The urban equivalent of a hillbilly.
Have you seen all those old truck parts outside the Hatfield place? He is such a city goat!
city goat by tomdog Klisuric December 26, 2008
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Crotch Goat 

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Someone who cuts or chews pubic hair with their teeth, as a goat would eat grass.
"I let that guy go down on me, but he was a total crotch goat so it was such a turn-off."
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Throat Goat 

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Someone who gives mad glock
Dude have you heard? Hailey's a throat goat.
Throat Goat by AstralNull April 28, 2022
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Media Goat 

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Pessi is a midget from Argentina who has enjoyed his lavishly through fake fames he has earned using media. He is so corrupted you in nature.Medias such as Goal,Sofa score, ESPN, sports 18.The greatest robbery in the history of the world (The 2021 Ballon dor was done by pecho frio.It was done by g giving bribe to France football.
Media goat is finished in the farmer league.
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