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Crotch Goat 

Someone who cuts or chews pubic hair with their teeth, as a goat would eat grass.

"I let that guy go down on me, but he was a total crotch goat so it was such a turn-off."

Crotch Goat by heyheyheyhey12345asdf April 1, 2010