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ear fart

When you put your hand on your ear and push it makes a fart
Makayla put her hand on my ear and I had a ear fart
by Harley skeen October 16, 2017
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Snargle-fart

A snargle-fart is the unique art of going to the bathroom to take a shit and while shitting, the shitter vomits simultaneously. This creates an epidemic of major proportions of bio-waste release.

An extra option is that the original shitter has the option of giving head directly after snargle-farting without properly cleansing themselves beforehand.
Person 1: Dude, wtf were you doing? You were in there for like 30 minutes!

Person 2: Man, I had to snargle-fart.

Person 3: Nice!
by mazx222 May 15, 2010
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Ripple Fart

When you release such a powerful fart that it causes visual ripples to appear in your underwear, or skirt if your a girl
Example 1
Micheal: Dude! Check this out

Tim: What dude.
Micheal: *Points butt out and causes a fart to ripple in his underwear*
Tim: Wow dude. That was awesome

Example 2
Rochelle: Girl, my stomach hurts

Julia: Maybe you need to fart

Rochelle: I don’t fart

Rochelle: *Fart ripples her skirt*

Julia: I think you just did a Ripple Fart
Rochelle: No I didn’t, my panties are fine

Julia: No, a ripple Fart is when your fart causes you pants to ripple

Rochelle: Oh
by Your Dude 67 January 20, 2021
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fart snarker

a person who sniffs up all the fumes before anyone else has a chance to smell any of them
my ex-husband was a fart snarker (his own) and then he'd say "ahhh, that was a good one". Of course, I couldn't verify that because there was nothing left for me!
by ca artist September 4, 2009
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fart facesitting

When someone sits on your face and farts into your mouth and nose
Hey jimmy a girl was fart facesitting me last night
by Username56644666 April 19, 2018
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Fart Door

noun - I have a tickle in my fart door.

adjective - This fuckin' fart door still owes me 130 bucks.
by Shmulie Mendel February 7, 2012
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Fatherly Farts

When dads fart in a cheesy-funny way in order to embarrass children
Father- Hey, pull my finger!
Kid- DAD!!! Fatherly Farts again!?!?!?
by TheAntiItGirl April 3, 2010
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