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cool ass lame 

Someone who seems cool when you first meet them, but it eventually becomes clear that they are actually a poser with only a little bit of game.
I've just lost an hour of my life that I'll never get back thanks to that cool ass lame.
cool ass lame by DLeeO March 31, 2006
Related Words

Cool story bro 

"Cool story, bro" is an expression used to actualize the insignificance of stories or statements that are falsely believed to be very significant by the individual that is sharing them. Usually a condescending response to a self-indulgent based monologue, this phrase is often used when the speaker's story is, in acutuality, not very cool at all. If used to positive effectiveness, the person(s) applying this expression may sufficiently help the speaker to realize how insignificant their story and/or statement truly is.
Scenario: Seth brings his surfboard to the beach on a day when the ocean is evidently very flat.

Surfer: "Wow... I wish I would've brought my long board today."

Seth: "I know, man. I checked the surf report this morning, and there were supposed to be some pretty gnarly waves."

Surfer: "Really?.... Cool story bro."

Cool Ethan 

The act of putting a large ice cube in your ass and squeezing it out into a womans vagina after ejaculating in her vagina.
I fucked her so hard she was beggin for a "Cool Ethan"!
Cool Ethan by Joe Trio November 13, 2007

cool water

alcoholic beverage - mixture of grey goose and hynotiq
"down here we drink cool water, goose and hypnotiq" - killer mike
cool water by dusty pflugner August 24, 2007

cool beans 

Beans that are cool.
Dude last night i ate some WICKED cool beans.
cool beans by Chaquita and Taquito November 6, 2007

cool-as-hell 

what you say when someone makes fun of you or throws something at you in class so they look cool in front of everyone. can also be said in various ways: cool-as-hell man cool-as-hell.
this word is to be said very fast, scarcastically, and with an extending of the "o"s and "e"s
you know what man....your coooool-as-heeeeelll!!!!!!
cool-as-hell by cheeko February 10, 2005