battyqueef

trys way to hard to please the opposite sex but never gets anywhere

a boy flirts with every girl he thinks is fit but never gets anywhere relationship wise is a battyqueef.

by yestool July 27, 2011

Battersplank

Battersplank or Battersplanks (plural)
is a word used to characterize sudden suprise in any given situation. Often used by young men who believe they have the ability to impress there friends with there knowledge of German.

<Cops bust into a apartment when you are lighting a fat blunt>

Battersplank! - the pig are have come to spoil my crops!

by -oo00Rich00oo- June 4, 2003

batteriage

when your cell phone is dying its due to lack of batteriage. instead of my battery is dying you have a lack of batteriage

sorry i hung up on your ugly ass but i had not any more batteriage

by maryann April 14, 2005

bartymoe

Trick frequently played by Bart Simpson in The Simpsons in which he calls up Moe's Tavern and asks Moe for someone whose name is a double entendre. Bart sneaks it past him by giving Moe the person's alleged surname first. (Funniest example is when he gets Moe to ask for a Hugh Jass ... and someone else takes the phone ...,)

Bart (on phone to Moe's): Hello, I'm looking for someone called Hugginkiss, first name Amanda?
Moe (into tavern): Hey, do we have Amanda Hugginkiss? I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss!
(Bart and the customers roll on the floor laughing, while Moe fumes.)

I played a bartymoe on the girl in Larry's Bar, the other day. She was so stupid it actually worked.

by Fearman August 5, 2007

battered rat

slang term for female genetalia that resembles a rodent that has been kicked down an alley

"that girl i got last night took her thong off and out jumped a battered rat"

by missfarahk October 20, 2008

Batteries Donahue

A boy who is mentally disabled, enjoys bananas and cargo shorts, and is obsessed with the film Congo.

Batteries Donahue: One time i was dream about finding diamonds in the congo because of congo and i sat down wrong on my balls which turned out to be my Amy action figure which forced my body to evacuate all the poop i had stored up and then i went to my room and cried.

Carlos: Can't you see i'm Alabama logjamming your mom kid, beat it.

by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009

Battenburging

Verb-comes from the popular yellow and pink cake. Shoving battenburg cake up someone's anus. Can be for sexual pleasure or simply a solution for disposing of left over cake.
Can also be interpreted as a threat.

"Hey Donny, if you don't gimme my money by thursday imma sneak into your house and battenburg you! D'ya hear?!"
or
Guy to girlfriend "hey baby, this may be a little weird but would you be into battenburging?"

by LabiaMcRash April 2, 2012