Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

Doing a Wenski

To ghost someone or ignore their message in it's entirity and never respond.

Mike Hunt "I messaged Sue two days ago and she never responded"
Jeff Breech "Haha, Sue is Doing a Wenski"

by Rascal69 March 29, 2023

Time flies when you're having fun

What happens when Yv and Nest make a catch-up call

After months without a word, They spent 2:34 hours catching up. Time flies when you're having fun.

by Tibicena May 12, 2023

I'll pay you when I get paid

Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

suck my pussy when we have sex

Why you want to know how to do this

Basically a guy sucks a girls pussy while kneeling down or on the baby maker

(bed for you uncultured swines) while they moan.

Girlfriend : hey when we reach home suck my pussy when we have sex.

Boyfriend : ok but imma do it hard

by @$%×%@rich gyall^#^$;$; September 24, 2023

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

Where and When Jared?

The question Musa asks to Jared after a Ligma balls joke.

Jared: Knock knock, Musa! Musa: who’s there Jared? Jared: Ligma. Musa: wh-who’s Ligma? Jared: Ligma balls! Musa: Where and when Jared? ( gay music plays)

by musa is gay December 1, 2023