Tabasco Cock

The side effect of waking up fom having sex the previous night. When urinating it burns whilst exiting.

me and Mary had sex last night but this morning, i had a terrible case of tabasco cock!

by swamp cookie January 16, 2008

Cock in the custard

Placing a risky trade on the stock market

Dave's trying to recover his losses so he's putting his cock in the custard.

by thestig86 November 12, 2012

Cock-a-holic

One who loves penis alot.
people that are obsessed with penises

Cassie Brownell is a Cock-a-holic

by Ian Johannnson March 23, 2010

Cock Muppet

A complete idiot

That guy in the crowd is a Cock Muppet.

by Paul Starr August 3, 2009

cock dodger

Australian colloquial term. Women who go walking early in the morning to avoid morning sex action with their significant other. They call it exercise but often serves a dual purpose. Common among married women and women who are in long term relationships. Often seen out walking between 6 - 7am.

Man: "my wife is a cock dodger and goes on early morning walks"

by simatt March 12, 2008

Trotter Cock

an Un-circumcised penis, generally reserved for men with an undeniably large amount of foreskin which folds onto and into itself at the head of the genitals.

Frined: Hey Ryan, are you actually able to please your girlfriend with that hideous trotter cock you got?

Ryan: We haven't gotten to that point yet she's afraid of the quagmire of skin on my trotter cock.

by Matthew Pricee January 19, 2009

Hippy Cock

An excessively hairy dick that looks like it might have done a tour of duty at Woodstock! Aka a dick with sideburns.

That guy needs to tidy up his package, he is rocking some serious Hippy Cock!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008