1000 of years ago, there was nothin. Then Chuck Norris came in the game, roundhouse kicked the nothin an said:"Go an get sum work!" This kick is know as the "big bang".
by _Allen_ January 21, 2008
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He got bored with Adam, so created Chuck Norris.
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He populated the entire earth, because all of the sperm roundhouse kicked the eggs into coming into the womb to be fertilised.
He got bored with Adam, so created Chuck Norris.
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by RiotDisaster May 11, 2009
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