(prairie)bearchelor

noun -one of a kind human male sub-species derived from across the board government collusion in their covering up HCA Frist domestic torture through total disregard of FDA Recalls while conducting strictly for profit non-consensual medical experimentation followed with lab-rat abandonment aka surgeon engaged in patient dumping in extreme rural central nowhere amongst the rapidly dwindling population of aging thus redefined as 2nd class citizens having contributed their entire lives into & now that the time to receive back has arrived we are subject to Reagan implemented changes to SSA Regulations more draconian than solitary confinement in a communist prison all of which were manifested by and for self interests of the GOP!

The (prairie)bearchelor was a human allergic to opiates and OTC medications that categorically qualified for medical marijuana but by bureaucratic process was made a primary care doctor's patient of the local rural hospital/clinics that receive(d) federal grant funds therefore regardless staff and physicians are licensed to practice medicine in the state of Colorado they are subject to federal law thus they cannot recommend patients to the MMJ Registry regardless of the patients condition...under SSA Disability Regulations clients who enter into a relationship are deemed devoid of any & all government assistance responsibility for which is assigned to the love interest that must agree to accept full fiscal responsibility for said client & this includes total reimbursement to SSA and repayment of all past medical expenditures ...and if that weren't enough to inspire a 2nd revolutionary war the love interest must binding contract agree to provide all needs of the client for the rest of their natural lives regardless whether the relationship lasts!:-( btw I AM the prairie bearchelor

by windskull August 2, 2012

beachweenie

Someone who goes to the beach and doesn't even go in the water. They usually just complain the whole time. Total buzzkill, man! The beachweenie also tends to wear a fishing hat (even though they don't fish), lame wraparound sunglasses, and too much sunglasses.

That kid is a total beachweenie, he won't even wade into the water!

by Meatload McGee August 23, 2009

beachineering

is a hobby or profession of going to the beach. Commonly used by beach lovers when referring to beach trips or beach bumming.

Girl 1: "What are your plans this weekend?"

Girl 2: " Nothing much, just plain beachineering out of town."

by streetsmartgirl March 8, 2010

beachtasm

1. The o face created upon arrival at a perfect beach.

One foot onto Boracay's white sand, and Jon had a beachtasm. His o face lasted for hours.

by guy915501 April 22, 2010

Beach Noob

A person whom thinks they are cool at the beach with their "friends". Also known as a tourist, douche bag, and jerk off.

Wow, That beach noob sure does look cool with all of his friends.

This beach is now infested with a bad case of beach noobs.

by Lickmycornhole July 13, 2011

Beach Bowling

having a competition between two people at the beach to see who can bodysurf into the hottest girl.

I had fun beach bowling

by Not Jesse Maynard January 8, 2012

beach chic

A phrase used to define a dress code for an event party (example a 24th birthday party). The combination of smart casual clothing with beach apparel. A person may claim he/she personifies this phrase. The style suggests sandals over heels for comfort and ease on the sand.

"The dress dressing code is 'beach chic'. Everyone says its so me!" exclaimed Wesley.

by Gekka February 26, 2014