<<< OMFG !!!1!1//AJE!/!?@eleven!!

<<< OMFG !!!1!1//AJE!/!?@eleven!!

When you really need to point something out, but the only possible application to place that screen cap in is paint.

Jordell: "A nameless mod!!??!" <<< OMFG !!!1!1//AJE!/!?@eleven!!
AJE: wtf? heh. Explain.
Jordell: Nice sig, AJE

by Jordell August 3, 2007

1 percenter

Situation: A man who is madly in love with someone goes to a resteraunt with them. Head over heels in love. He goes to the bathroom where a gorgeous woman tells him she'll give him a BJ, no strings attached. Only one percent of men will turn it down.

Oh, that guy's so sweet, I bet he's a 1 percenter!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

Doug 1

A really white kid who says n word. Also an obease gay giraffe.

Don't pull or ever be a Doug 1.

by Trooper1129 December 6, 2019

January 1

In new year if you
-text
-have a crush a your boyfriend/girlfriend

-in your room 24/
-study
-always on your phone
Other.

January 1

by anonymous December 30, 2021

1 hour

Not enough sleep 😴

Hym "What in the hell just happened!?"

Iam "I don't know. We fell asleep and woke back up within 1 hour"

Hym "Well, go back to sleep idiot!"

Iam "I'm trying!"

Hym "Hurry up! The sun's about to come up. Then we'll never get back to sleep"

Iam "You're not helping. Alright? You're stressing me out and now my adrenaline is going... It's like my brain tried to load the R.E.M. sleep app and it crashed."

Hym "You are an absolute nuisance!"

Iam "At least my sparkling water is still cold."

Hym "Are... Are you stupid!?"

Iam "What?"

Hym "You're a Goddamn idiot!"

Iam "............"

Hym "............."

Iam "............"

Hym "..........."

Iam "...... Stop glaring at me like....."

Hym "Shut up and go to sleep!"

by Hym Iam April 8, 2022

January 1

January 1 is the day all the crackheads were born.

Hey Suzan you’re a crackhead,since you were born on January 1st

by 🦄🐺 February 16, 2020

1-10

1:can't even look at you
2: don't wanna look at you
3: might look away a lot

4:can stand to talk face to face
5:average
6:okay
7: okay but being nice
8: cute
9: hot
10: hot and they like you

Girl: what would you rate me 1-10
Guy: 8 to 9
Girl: thanks

by Frostygirly January 15, 2019