flex tape 

powerful enough to fix all your problems, marriage breakdowns, breakups, depression, everything in the book except for a leaky boat.

first person: i think i'm gonna buy some flex tape
second person: : hehe, thats a lotta damage
first person: what
second person: don't tell me
first person: what does that mean

second person: *jumps off bridge*

flex tape by yatomeino August 13, 2018

Tapiture

1. The masculine alternative to Pinterest. It allows users to create accounts, on which they may upload, share, collect and add images of things that interest them (especially photos and videos of very sexy women).

2. Pinterest with a dick.

3. It's like PinPorn.com with less fap factor.

Lil Bro says: "Where can I share or find the best pictures of stuff I like online? I might use Pinterest.com, even though it looks a whole lot like WeHeartIt."

Big Bro says: "Start using Tapiture before you become addicted to girly shit, like scented candles and novels."

Tapiture by Chad-Syphrett November 28, 2012

Tapdancer 

A black person who does everything to appease to white people, doesn’t want to be black, lets nonblack people say nigga/nigger, is also anti black even though they are black

Fuck him he’s a tapdancer

Tapdancer by JayTheRapper September 28, 2018

tapping the admiral 

sneaking a furtive, illicit alcoholic drink. The term stems from the case of British Admiral Nelson, whose corpse was pickled, in brandy, after dying at sea & sparked rumours that his men would drink from the barrell.

"We have a meeting with the boss this morning, wait until the afternoon before tapping the admiral"

tapping the admiral by giraffe-o January 12, 2009

Duct Tape 

God's gift to man. The perfect mix between untility and cost. The average sized role of duct tape costs less than $2 and is availiable to be purchased almost anywhere. Duct tape is not as sticky as Gorrila Tape, but it is much less expensive and more easily obtained. Every man must have a roll of duct tape somewhere. It is the perfect addition to the car, utility closet and tool box of anyone.

Duct tape was origionally created during World War 2 for the US military to water-proof ammunition crates in the wet climates of the Pacific and Northern Europe. The water-proof qualities earned it the name Duck Tape as it repelled water like a duck's feathers. GIs then began using this tape for fixing things in the field. After the war, this useful product was unsuccesfully used to seal duct work (hence the generic name) later to be replaced by foil tape. The two main producers of quality duct tape are Duck Tape and 3M. It is ussually found in the full-sized, gray roll. However, it can be found in many colors and sizes with many backings (plastic, rubber, fibered etc).

Something is officialy broken when it cannot be fixed with duct tape.

Duct Tape by northendwhitetrash September 29, 2008

Tapanga Malanga 

A YouTube vlogger.

Tapanga is known for boycotting the band, The ArKanes, and for treating her guests poorly. It is unclear if she is really a nasty person of if it is just an act.

She explains in many videos that she wishes to one day be an SNL cast member and that she loves Ke$ha. She is most recently feuding with Mason Granger of The Mayhem Poets.

Tapanga has been featured on FiveFreakinFriends and can now be seen on TheMoodyHipster channel where she is known as the moodiest of the hipsters.

Did you see that new Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube? She bashes the ArKanes AGAIN. She is probably into one of them..

Tapanga Malanga by sexpotrocker69 October 25, 2010

tappability

noun, the quality of being tappable

a. "Look at that fine man..."
b. "He exudes tappability."

tappability by chyoi March 10, 2005