smoothing

The act of increasing the smoothness factor of a currently smoothless surface by a coefficient of 1 or greater

It is considered improper to pronounce the word without making a waving hand motion underneath your chin.

Should the term arise in daily conversation, without a hand motion being made, the term will be repeated with the inclusion of the hand gesture.

I was smoothing my intake manifold when I..

smoothing *hand motion

... ran across a dirty runner

by Danger Craiu March 3, 2009

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Smoothie

When you get roofied and wake up with no underwear and shaved completely smooth....

I dropped some Rohypnol (roofie) in her drink and gave her a smoothie...

Went from Shag carpet to laminate flooring *grins*

by Runcle Paul November 20, 2013

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smothers brothers

When a guy teabags another guy while the other guy is picking the newest scabs off his taint

Michael was giving Brian a mean Smothers Brothers when Phil's mom walked in for her daily steamer.

by Beard of Death September 11, 2005

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Bone Smooch

A gay male who enjoys giving another male oral

That guy is a total bone smooch

by juicycouture October 14, 2008

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coochie-smoochie

Refers to where a guy inserts just the head of his lulu into a girl's "downstairs mouth" and slides it in and out a few times so that his lulu gets "kissed" by her "lips". Often employed when a gal is either on her period or in a hurry to leave, and thus "regular" intercourse would not be appropriate at that time.

Girl, gently pushing her guy’s chest back as he’s crawling on top of her: Not right now, Hunny --- I’m feeling kinda tired and achy this evening.
Guy: Oh, okay, Sweetie --- but could Lulu just have a coochie-smoochie?
Girl: Ummmmm… I dunno, Buddy-boy --- I know all about Lulu’s “coochie smoochies” in the past… oh, sure, you **say** that it’s only gonna be that, and maybe that IS indeed how it starts out at first, but then we start kissing and giggling and fooling around, and Lulu goes in a little deeper… then we progress to snuggling and feeling each other up… and Lulu pushes a little deeper still… we keep making out and Lulu gradually works his way in even deeper… one thing leads to another, and eventually it ceases to just be a “coochie smoochie” and turns into a full-blown LULU-ING SESSION!

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

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