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Pig in a blanket

The act of pulling the skin of the nut sack up and over the penis, completely covering it. Often bending or coiling of the meat is necessary. Easiest when the scrotum is at full stretch capabilities.
"Pig in a blankettt"
by Das Dota September 2, 2009
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guinea pig

The worst pet known to man:

1. Guinea pigs were originally bred as food- I'm not kidding about this.

2. They are incredibly stupid; they just sit and stare or hurt themselves. Dogs are 1,000,000,000 x smarter.

3. Incredibly brittle and injury prone; they hurt their backs and break their ankles on exercise wheels, and make you by a crapload of weird supplies for them. You can let dogs walk around free, but you constantly have to make sure these fucking rats don't kill themselves.

4. They are not cute; they are big beady-eyed rats. Rodents aren't pets, they're VERMIN.

The fact that there are great dogs on the street, and one of these fuckers has a home makes me SICK.
My friend's stupid guinea pig died when it fell off it's bowl- good riddace.
by John Big July 21, 2005
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Flying Pig

The act of sexual intercourse similar to "doggy style" when one individual is bent at the waste or on all fours (the catcher) and the other individual (the pitcher) is penetrating one of the catchers openings from behind. In order for the Flying Pig to take place the pitcher must reach over the top of the head of the catcher and pull upward on the nostrils as to give the catcher the appearance of a pig's snout, at which time the catcher will vigorously flail their arms in an attempt to thwart the nose grabbing only to make it appear as though they have begun to flap their wings; HENCE THE FLYING PIG.
Dude you're only in The Bronx for one night, give her the flying pig.
by Telephone Repairman November 30, 2007
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Pig Benis

a commonly used graffiti marking especially in suburban areas

Originally comes from a fucking dumbass who thought it was an oxymoron for "Big Penis" named Lee Harp
I sprayed pig benis all over that dude's mailbox
by Pig Benis July 15, 2004
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pig roast

I am red and sweaty like the main course at a pig roast.
by iderflaid September 13, 2011
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Pig in a blanket

An insulting term for a male who has not been circumsized.
That's a bold statement, sporting the pig in a blanket.
by Club 333 February 24, 2005
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slam pig

by buddhaflames October 2, 2009
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