gone pear-shaped

Become overweight. Increased girth in stomach and butt areas. Lost any semblence of a decent figure.

"Dude, have you seen Miguel since he got that desk job? His ass has ex-pan-ded! He's gone pear-shaped!"

by thatgirl June 28, 2004

Pearl Cactus

The act of giving a nasty ass fugly woman a cream pie. Her vagina is so wide that a cactus would fit, which she would probably enjoy. Similar to a pearl necklace, but located in the vaginal region.

Last year PJ gave a nasty fat soroity girl a pearl cactus. I heard he's paying child support now.

by JOKRGUY2012 February 21, 2011

dirty pear

also called the hairy pear. Better known as the womens vagina.

I slowly licked her dirty pear.

by The Mush August 22, 2007

Maddison Pearn

cute brunette who looks very attractive in eye glasses and/or other eyewear.Also, really enjoys pineapple,bacon and jam sandwiches, peanut butter and dorito sandwiches, and of course MUFFINS.

Look at that Maddison Pearn eating that jam and bacon sandwich while also wearing sexy glasses.

by Dustin Hughes December 21, 2008

dirty pearse

Someone who likes to give girls it up the anus as his penis is relatively small like most Pearse’s but he usually straps them to a tree of some sort and opens up there bum hole and sometimes puts his nose in it but usually his penis

Here Kathy open up your bum cheeks and I’ll give You a dirty Pearse

by William1969 May 14, 2020

Elsie Pearls

Elsie seems really sweet, i love her <3

Elsie Pearls is beautiful

by millsvanillalatte June 13, 2021

Pearl Diving

The act of performing oral sex on someone with a large bean

Used casually disguised in discussion to avoid female attention

Warren: "Ben was pearl diving last night"
Kate: "what?"

by Moop December 4, 2004