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One Hole Wonder 

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass you split the skin between her ass and cooch and she becomes a one hole wonder.
Dang, those 5 guys fucked alisha so hard in the ass they gave her a one hole wonder.
One Hole Wonder by turkeyyummay February 15, 2009

One-upmanship 

Is the art or practice of successively outdoing a competitor, rival or enemy/friend.
X: aww i like kati
y: ohhh yeaahh...you doo do yaa (he (y) doesn't like her but just wants to ruin the chances of them getting together, so behind (x's) back gets her (Kati) to go out with him, X is annoyed about them getting together but pretends its not bothering him, meanwhile X is using the same M.O 'method of operating' to get one back.

The one-upmanship escalates until either one stops, or they realise there both at it..(which would quite amsuing for them, or embarrasing.. depends how you take it ;)
One-upmanship by LJcalvert May 9, 2010

one-man-douche-circus 

A way to describe someone who has made a fool of himself/herself in the past, or is generally an unlikable or moronic person.
I hope Jason doesn't come sit with us at lunch. That guy is a one-man-douche-circus.
one-man-douche-circus by hooptey November 18, 2004

one nigga syndrome 

A pathetic condition/policy where there's only room for one Black person to shine in (at least the mainstream of) a given industry or scene, even when there are many other talented and worthy Black people to give work or accolades to. Unfortunately usually those other Black persons (as well as Asian, Latino, etc.) are snubbed or overlooked in favor of the anointed Black talent and/or a whole bunch of mediocre whites.

Oftentimes even that particular one Black will see to it no one else benefits from the perks they get, out of feeling those others are a threat to take their position.

Not to necessarily be related to affirmative action, though it kinda can be. And while not necessarily tokenism, one nigga syndrome is also in effect when whites will bring aboard one Black person into the group and cap it there so that in case he gets out of hand, he won't have backup when they collude against him.
Tyra Banks tended to be a victim of one nigga syndrome when Naomi Campbell was the go-to Black supermodel at the time.

One nigga syndrome was in effect on all but two seasons of The Real World. Notice how the token Black also tends to be gay.
one nigga syndrome by Kuahmel December 20, 2009

One Track Mind

A Grunge/Punk band from Bradenton Florida
cant find the time to get myself right-One Track Mind
One Track Mind by slapnpop April 16, 2011

One Direction

One Direction are a British-Irish boy band formed in London during the 2010 series of the 'X-Factor', consisting of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson.

They are popular among pre-teen girls and like to take their shirts off. Even though their entire fanbase is under the age of 15, they still like to sing about sex and how they all like Penis. There has been numerous reports (all with legit evidence, such as a picture of the 5 in bed together) claiming their almost certain Homosexuality.

Despite this they have a rabid fanbase of purely female tweens that admire the band solely for their looks. There really is no way they could actually 'enjoy' the music produced by their combined rectum.
Fangirl1: I LOVE U HARRY STYLES!!!11<3

Fangirl2: they arnt gay they have gfs ur just jelous so stfu

Fangirl3: I <3 THEM SOOOO MUCH :DDD

Fangirl4: ONE DIRECTION 4 LYF <333333

Me: I would face palm at the terrible grammar and general personalities that seems to go hand in hand with 'Directioners', but I fear I may get my hand stuck in the back of my cranium.
One Direction by Non-Fangirl Chloe August 12, 2012