Bone Surprise

When you find out the prostitute you picked up is actually a man.

Last night, I was on the prowl for a ho and when I found one and started gettin' busy, I got the ol' bone surprise. But I didn't want to waste my money so...

by Jack Monkey Balls February 20, 2010

Boning on a budget

The act of sexual intercourse which you avoid pregnancy because child’s are expensive

Meagan says, “come on we’re boning on a budget sister”

by Kittylover200 February 24, 2021

Bone Sucking

When it ain’t just fingering licking good.

“Damn, those wings are so good I need some bone sucking sauce.”

by DERPBOT27 July 28, 2018

Milking The Bone

Jacking your stick until you milk.

Give me 20 minutes, I've got to finish milking the bone

by Saundies June 19, 2016

bone queen

One who engages in fellatio

Fuck opey is a real bone queen.

by Harold - Kumar April 18, 2008

bone pit

The equivalent of a gay gang bang but Craig dies at the end from being tapped to much

We bone pit Craig last night, what a fag

by Big dick Richard August 5, 2016

Bone guy

Literal meaning is a masseuse who exclusively massages the bones and ignores the proper areas. Often the term is used to describe someone who only cares for themselves and only “helps” for self-serving purposes

Jeff seems nice, but if i’m honest, he comes across as a bit of a bone guy

by Cleetus Maximus August 27, 2020