gropple hook

invented by Irish women
to collect the souls of others
in particular men. so a number
of adverba, typically 7.9 on avg
are thrown at bystanders until
they captcher their beautiful

filthy fish und full em full dere
gropple hook, derbe dee barbe bee
in b

Old story be in Gorge Galloway land, and ar' prebby Irish lass blew three hundred pound of gropple hook out 'er ass! ~ by Yorg Bohemian Grewb Halloway

by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025

jay hook

Slight curve in penis

Hey Tania my boyfriend just told me he has a slight jay hook...it does the job!

by Dntwrry3 September 16, 2013

Hook Up

To meet someone, get together with a friend.

Hey, let's hook up later and have dinner. I'm hooking up with some friends later to see a movie.

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

Hooked Up

Two people who are dating, usually used after the couple have kissed.

You're hooked up with Emily?

by TheStrongMan July 18, 2016

pinkie-hook

How you hold hands wif a nice gal when it's too hot to "fully" clasp hands.

Tiffany and I crave da "lovin' touch" at all times whenever we spend time together, but we were about expiring from da heat during our stroll along da hot beach, so we employed da pinkie-hook to maintain a pleasant physical connection without our palms getting all damp and yucky.

by QuacksO August 27, 2018

Grappling Hook

When a guy with a skinny dick has to wrap the condom around his balls in order for it to stay in

Boy 1: how do I put this condom on?
Boy 2: you gotta grappling hook it

by Rbrowne February 17, 2022

craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.

Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting

by Sexydimma January 21, 2012