Mulking

(verb)

To "mulk" is to gently dip one's balls into a soup for a short duration, so to add a slightly salty flavour to the taste.

Seen as a delicacy in practically every country, is is an old English practice that is preferably done by the host or head chef after a long day's work.

After a long day's work, Geoffrey surprised me with a Cup-a-Soup that I'm sure he sneakily gave a good little mulking beforehand.

Oh he does look after me!

by #VOTEGOAT January 25, 2016

meltin

Someone who is utterly bored by action or someone. it can also define confusion in one who is not that intelligent.

'oh mummy your meltin my tits! said bridie to her teacher'

'wat the fuck?! im melted out!'

by Eamonn and Louiseah! May 27, 2005

mulliganed

Sexual love, strong enthusiasm. Dominated by or easily moved. Sway control. Have commanding influence over.

She found herself mulliganed by the evening that was spent with him.

by notleks September 30, 2007

Pulling a Mulligan

Pulling a Mulligan is the act of having sex with four women and a horse

John: What did you do last Friday?

LaFayette: I got wasted and had sex with four women and a horse.

Alex: Soy you were Pulling a Mulligan.

by SalazarSlytherinThoseDMs May 22, 2018

Ugandan Melting Pot

When you ejaculate in the eye socket of someone (male or female) who has removed their glass eye (or has no eye)

Man, I gave this guy the biggest Ugandan Melting Pot last night, he loved it!

by Queef hunter November 8, 2018

melting a snowflake

A term commonly used to describe a feminist, social justice warrior, or entitled woman/man using the definition of rape incorrectly (by using it loosely). Ususlly directed towards people who claim they have been raped after ordinary events take place, such as someone staring at them.

Did you see when she accused him of rape? She was really melting a snowflake!

by Heehorn May 5, 2019

The Melting T-Shirt

When you drink mass quantities of acidic beverages that turn your jizz into acid. That has a a high enough ph level to burn through fabric.

I was jerking this guy off and he blew his load then fucking gave me a The Melting T-Shirt!

by Mystery27391 March 11, 2009