two timing skunk bastard 

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches

Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard

two timing skunk bastard by danimal crush cup April 26, 2010

blastoised 

to consume alcohol to the point where all motor functions have atrophied, to the point where you're completely blacked out, to the point where you're shooting hydro pump... out of your mouth.

man, did you see that kid frat hopping last night? he must have been absolutely blastoised by the time he hit his 8th frat house.

blastoised by jamesthebig wang October 17, 2006

Ass-Blasting-Bitch-a-loid 

An Ass-Blasting-Bitch-A-Loid is the proper term for a long, tedious task with little chance of completion. The term can be used by easily upset gamers in order to release any pent up rage while attempting a game with tedious or rage enducing tasks and mechanics, rather than spending their time freaking out with other series of expletives. The term originated from the youtuber Markiplier, while in 2015 playing the fourth installment of the wildly popular game series, Five Nights at Freddy's.

This is going to be an Ass-Blasting-Bitch-A-Loid of a game.

Ass-Blasting-Bitch-a-loid by But, fuck? November 30, 2017

Pond Blaster 

Cumming in the sink

Dude I pulled a pond blaster last night!

Pond Blaster by Here for the funny February 3, 2020

uptight bastard 

Someone with a lot of money who wont spend any of it.

Particularly a sports team owner or some one with unbearable amounts of money.

Ralph Wilson (Bills owner) is such an uptight bastard, he wont spend any money for good players.

uptight bastard by hahadudeof1997 February 1, 2010

bastard sword

Another name for the longsword, so called because the style in which it is used is a 'bastard' hybrid of one and two handed fighting. The weapon is light enough that it can be used in one hand, but the hilt is long enough that a second hand can be added for additional power. Also called a hand-and-a-half sword

Somewhere between the short sword and the greatsword lies the bastard sword.

bastard sword by Tharrick D'Entremont September 16, 2004

cheap bastard 

A man usually of good socioeconomic status that never pays for jack. When on a date with a woman, he either makes her pay or takes her to a real cheap restaurant.

When they went out for a date, she decided not to see him again, because he was a cheap bastard.

cheap bastard by [e-mail] August 22, 2008