twat goblin

one who likes eat syphillis ridden stinky vagina.

Carolyn is a twat goblin.

by Val Mode May 13, 2005

Vagina Twat

A: The Vagina Muscle that gets tense and gets a knot and makes the woman go insane. She gets mad and starts to yell whenever you try to talk to her.

A: Mikayla needs to cool her vagina twat.

by One1Nut!!!!! March 10, 2010

Twat Flaunter

A promiscuous women who has a high self esteem and is overly confident in the fact that all members of the human race would enjoy the site and feel of her vulva (vaginal region) this person would think they were a zero on the condometer and perfectly acceptable to raw dog.

Her hobbies are baseball and flaunting her twat all over town; what a twat flaunter!

by Matt Tim Ryan 17 September 21, 2009

twat artist

A Twat is a daragatory reference to a womans privates, her vagina,It is also used to define a pregnant goldfish.

The general public usually use this term 'twat' when frustrated with another human being (or species) and want to vent there anger towards them by insulting them with such word.

However when you are a 'Twat Artist' you are a person that is so beyond a twat they make it an art.

Invented By Lauren Reynolds

Lauren:Can you believe that!
Lily:No i really cant why would he do that?

Lauren:I dont know .. he is such a twat artist!!
Lily:So agreed mofo

by lozza93 May 5, 2011

Twat Slicking

Verb.
The act of lubing a twat for fisting.

Twat Slicking is a rare occurrence in black neighborhoods due to high poverty and loose twat syndrome

by CucumberKing February 14, 2012

mark twatting

When your teacher/lecturer withholds your test marks for a stupidly long period of time for absolutely no reason.

Dude1: hey dude, did you get your mark back for your ancient Chinese architecture dissertation?
Dude2: no dude, my lecturer is totally mark twatting.

by datstudentlife June 23, 2015

Fake twat

A girl who acts like your friend in front of people, but in reality you know that you two will forever not like each other. She will seek any chance to make any digs at you privately.

That girl follows my sisters on Instagram but refuses to follow me. She acts like she is my friend just to get the approval of others, but we all know she's a fake twat.

by Katm14 September 1, 2013