Lenny of tools 

He is an all around handyman, a mr.fix any and all! With a simple idea or suggestion, he will build,create or design something so amazing and extraordinary that your mind will literally be blown and your friends and family will disown you claiming that your a complete liar and there's no way you had any part in the magnificent outcome that only you and lenny know was once your very own thought, dream, or quick ponder.

Once a nobody, he pulled a quick lenny of tools and ruled the world!

I wish I had a lenny of tools around once in a while..to fix stuff, love and adore beyond reason, and well just fix stuff!

Lenny of tools by LeonardLover October 25, 2016

Toolbag 

A person who is more than a plain tool, or dick, but is equivalent to a bag of tools, or a sack full of dicks.

"Cameron is a toolbag"

Toolbag by Buddy J June 14, 2003

toolgasm

A toolgasm is when you cum your pants while listening to Tool.

While listening to the Aenema cd I have multiple toolgasms.

toolgasm by upthewazzo March 30, 2004

Toolery

1. Being a jerk
2. Acting like a tool

Hitting him in his happy place was a prime example of toolery!

Toolery by StillNotAdam September 15, 2009

TOOLOUCHEBAG

The combining of the words TOOL and DOUCHEBAG .

"Why does Blair always take fantasy baseball so seriously ?" "I know , He is the biggest TOOLOUCHEBAG in the world."

TOOLOUCHEBAG by STEVIE-O 904 March 2, 2009

toolbag macdouchenator 

an extremely homosexual being who partakes in many activities to act tough or cool. usually has long douchey hair and a small weiner

dude, that kid who thinks hes the shit is a total toolbag macdouchenator

toolbag macdouchenator by Mike Silverson May 2, 2010

toolpusher 

The head of the drilling crew on an oil or gas rig. What began as a joke name for the man in charge of the equipment is now an official term for the leadership position.

That old toolpusher has been riding my ass all day about painting those stairs.

toolpusher by Ian May 4, 2004