Solid Gold Steve 

A former punk rocker turned alcoholic piece of shit Solid Gold Steve has many claims to fame. He pioneered the act of shooting bottle rockets from his cock as well as his anus. He has cut himself and even almost killed himself with substance abuse. Steve has been severly beaten and vebally abused by the best of them. Solid Gold has fucked his share of dirty chicks and has even defeated a bout with the Clap. In 2004 Solid Gold was stuck in a Neck brace for months after having some wierd disease infect his pathetic back.
Steve is definitely legend in his own time. In '97, Steve was bangin' all the chicks and doing all the drugs, but now you can find the washed up punk rocker at any local dive singing along to any given David Alan Coe song.

Solid Gold Steve is truely a living legend, but did B -Vice really beat him up next to the half-pipe in '97?

Solid Gold Steve by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005

Preston and Steve 

A collaborative effort between one or more individuals to play rock and roll, bust your balls and have a great time doing all in the process.

Preston and Steve totally rock!

Preston and Steve by Rich Litwin February 25, 2005

Farmer Steve 

A "Farmer Steve" is someone who has a deep infatuation with cows, cow milking, udders, teats, cud, leather and bondage. He is quite the shifty one, always "playing games" with his cows in the barn and pasture.

He frequently dons full leather while "servicing" his cows or domesticated bovines. He is also known on occasion to dress his cows in custom leather bondage. "Farmer Steves" also like to be physically restrained, as with cords or handcuffs, as a means of attaining sexual gratification. This role is often reversed on the cow.

When "Farmer Steves" are unable to locate a cow, they have been known to use an adult male bovine mammal (Bull) as a substitute .

"Farmer Steves" are also known on occasion to have a fascination with Ubuntu. This aids in less frequent system crashes than Windows, thus resulting in a faster response time when searching for new morally offensive acts.

"Look at that guy in the field with the cow! He's such a Farmer Steve!

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Farmer Steve by pstage May 13, 2008

Scuba Steve

A man like no other. A not so well known super hero. A man who possesses the ability to woo any woman. Appears in the movie 'Big Daddy'. This is one very unique individual. Believed to have originated from somewhere in England although historians are not sure of the exact wherabouts of origin of this speciman it is believed he currently resides in the humble village of clonlara county clare. Upon birth doctors predicted this phenomenon would well surpass 7 foot in height and achieve many great things.

The name scuba steve has also become a widely used term to describe a highly awkward situation, event or person.

Scuba is considered by many as a true king among men.

In recent times scuba steve has been described by many as irelands answer to Usain Bolt. Scuba steves coaches have boldly predicted that within 2 years he will have smashed usain bolts 100m and 200m records. There is no limit to his potential.

Catch phrases:
"so big"
"so cool"
"so fresh"
"to tesco"

Uses of a scuba steve:
reaching high objects
dictionary of strange information
Anti wall climbing
droping items
finding money saving deals

Also known as:

son of scuba sam
big s
so big
steve
stevie h
showard

Dude no. 1 trips over his own legs
Dude no. 2: "Damn you just did a scuba steve"

Scuba Steve by bigexpert May 4, 2009

Wet Steve 

A wet steve is when someone sticks they're finger in there mouth then jams it down someones buttcrack. similar to a wet willy.

When Rich saw Anna's buttcrack at the bar he licked his finger and gave her a wet steve.

Wet Steve by hamster face April 7, 2009

The Steve Harvey 

When a woman shits in a mans hand during sex and the man wipes the feces on his upper lip, leaving a streak that looks like Steve Harvey's mustache. Once the streak has hardened onto the man's lip, he eats the woman out while moaning the number one answers from the most recent Family Feud episode.

Jen: "Have you done The Steve Harvey with your boyfriend yet?"
Pamela: "No."
Jen: "Oh, you're missing out."

The Steve Harvey by SatanWithoutHorns September 19, 2018

Sweating like Steve Bannon in Saudi Arabia 

Sweating. Profusely. Predominantly out of fear.

'Mate, I got mugged at knifepoint last night?'
'OMG! Were you scared?'
'Scared?! I was sweating like Steve Bannon in Saudi Arabia!'

Sweating like Steve Bannon in Saudi Arabia by whatleydude May 22, 2017