slowkalee

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by regardless devon victory August 4, 2010

SlowSVT95

A slow Leeann owned 95 slug

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

slowflake

A typical "true believer" supporter in Donald Trump. Difficulty grasping basic political mechanisms; mistakes anger for "passion" and opinions for "facts"; conflates economics with employment; experiences acute denial or child-like rage at the mere mention that humanity is negatively affecting the environment; mostly though, confuses their own racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia, love of war/guns, and tiny (or impotent) penises with "patriotism."

(Bonus slowflake points for panicked "lock her up" responses to legitimate criticisms of the Trump administration's bone-headed policies or actions.)

Person 1: "Someone should tell Mark that he'll never get laid. Women see right through him, and no matter how much hand-over-fist Extenz he pounds, an asshole's still an asshole."

Person 2: "Poor little slowflake."

by Ghosted Mozart October 13, 2018

Slowlo

Socially appropriate way to define a retarded Mexican,dumb cholo.

That guy Ralph is out in his truck hitting the meth pipe in broad daylight;What A Slowlo

by SmoothPinnacle April 21, 2019

Slowvato

a (not so) affectionate nickname for Novato, California in NorCal

Petaluma kid: hey where u from?

Novato kid: slowvato

Petaluma kid: oh that sucks

Novato kid: yeah, but at least i don't go to Novato High

by Golo230 September 13, 2020

The slows

A condition that some people have where they are extra slow about doing something and no matter what you do you can't make them speed up, especially when you are in a hurry to get something done.

He's got the slows.

by Judge dredd7 May 17, 2011

Slowtard

Someone who is very slow in the head, but is not quite a retard.

Wendy has blonde hair, she must be a slowtard.

by GoBananazz February 5, 2010