britney spears

A singer crying for help..."lucky"

"Stuck in an image, in a dream, and there's no one there to wake her"...someone wake britney spears up!!

by StacyAndTanyaAreRad February 27, 2008

Soul Searching

Picking your nose

Hey John, I can see a booger in your nose. You need to do some serious Soul Searching, dude.

by callousobserver September 15, 2016

Cincinnati Spearhead

The act of after nutting inside a woman, putting a morning after pill inside your own mouth, crunching it like a nazi’s cyanide tablet, and then spitting it inside a woman’s mouth.

Fuck man! I nutted inside her, but with some quick thinking I remembered to give her a Cincinnati spearhead!

by YouWhatMate? March 6, 2021

Searchifie

Verb, Adj. You can Searchifie information. It was a Searchified picture.

"I searchified that picture"
"That picture has been google Searchified

by Chris January 17, 2005

Blind Shear Ram

When a bitch your fucking tries to pinch your hard-on off inside her pussy but fails.

More info:
Similar to when you try to open a freeze pop but cant, your teeth are essentially Blind Shear Ramming the ice pop package. Or when you try to bite a cooked asparagus in half, but never actually break through it.. ever, you are Blind Shear Ramming that asparagus. Not named after an attempted move by the famous wrestler "The Ram" akin to the Ram Slam only Blind Shear Ramming the opponents neck, in an attempt to sever the head. Instead, the penectomy attempt is named after what "The Ram" named his move after... yeah that.

Dee Jay Blind Shear Rammed me last night bro! It was sweet... the shaft is hanging by threads, but it's still shooting ropes!!!

by Spill Communication June 25, 2010

britney spears

America's favorite coal burner.

Britney likes black guys with money.

by anonymous March 2, 2005

Soul searching

Having a wank.

Guy A: I needed to do some soul searching before I went through with it..
Guy B: Oh? What did you finish to?

by That One Bloke July 28, 2013